Name: Alan
Gender: Male
Birthday: June 6, 1985
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Born in the Year of the: Ox
Industry: Communications / Media
Occupation: Network Technician
Location: Roswell, Georgia
Hometown: Louisville, Kentucky
Major: Art
Favorite Place: Curled up under my covers, especially if it's cold out.
Color: Candy Apple Red (like my Strat)
Movies: High Fidelity, Mallrats, Empire Records, Orange County, and Almost
Famous
Actor's: John Cusack, Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp (Pirate's Owned), Jason
Lee, and Ron Jerem... uh I mean Jack Black.
Actress': (In order of preference)
1) Renee Zellweger(minus Chicago, she was looking kinda nasty in that one)
2) Kate Hudson
3) Elisha Cuthbert (my wife bee-ah-tch!!!)
4) Catherine Zeta-Jones
5) Kiera Knightly (damn she looks good in a corsette)
Show's: “Smallville” (yeah, it's sad I know), “Family Guy”,
“Futurama”, “Everwood”, and “Two and a Half
Men”.
Literary Work: “Self-Reliance” by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Poem's: “The Road Not Taken” by Robert Frost and “Annabel
Lee” by Edgar Allen Poe
Author(s): Anne Rice, Brian Jacques, Edgar Allen Poe, Ralph Waldo Emerson,
and Stephen E. Ambrose
Random Question:
Q: You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt
do you put on?
A: Who says I'm wearing pants?
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::2.03.2004::
My Ass Is Sore...
Sitting here at work hoping that by sitting here and typing this time will pass much much faster. Office jobs suck, it's so freaking boring, I get here, do all the stuff that I need to do for the day in about 3 hours, then I sit and answer the phone (which rarely rings) for about an hour. At this point it's lunch time so I go take a nice leisurely hour long lunch, only to have to return to the office and sit until 5. I may be making a hell of a lot more money than I did when I was working at the cafe, but I at least had social interaction there. The people here are a bunch of social retards, none of them talk about anything, not even the freaking news, they just show up work and then go home. I mean being a marketing rep. for a computer networking company is great, I get all my parts for my rig really freaking cheap out of the warehouse, I get to actually stop to eat breakfast and lunch at respectable times instead of going from 5 AM to 3 PM hoping that I'll get 5 minutes to grab a drink. I get to travel and I don't have to worry about paying for it, hell most of my expendatures are on a company account. I don't even pay for my gas any more!!! On the down side, I do nothing but demeaningly repetive tasks, there is no socialization, and most everyone I work with is over the age of 30.
To top off the crappy-ness of my day I've got to call Margie and tell her that I won't be able to make it to her basketball game this friday night 'cause my ghetto car is in the shop
AGAIN...
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Alan spun round and round on 2/03/2004 08:28:00 PM
